Whats in a name
Jelena Dokic/Jankovic (pronouced yelena), Jana Novotna (yana), Jena Malone. Always love the sound of these names.
How to kill a chicken
Taken the title from some random internet person. Here what i got: Better if you have someone holding down the chicken's legs. Pull the feathers at the neck part. Slit the throat and let the blood drip into a dish. Chicken struggles but is already weakened. Will be dead shortly. Immerse in boiling water for easy plucking of feathers.
The Race Equation
Brown + Yellow = Yellow
Brown + White = White
Brown + Black = Black
Yellow + White = White
Yellow + Black = Black
White + Black = Black
Just messing around. :)
Sex Analyzer
There's this portable device that I imagined, needle pricks into thumb to get blood sample. Device analyzes how many times you had sex, how many partners you had, tests for stds. Told this to couple of friends before, they just laughed. Horniness aside really.
Dancing and singing
This has been mentioned a lot in the Bible, but does that really mean that it has to be a praise song with God in the lyrics? As we have applied before, God is knowledge and in this case, the arts. I think it just means you can discern and appreciate dancing and singing done with good taste. Like that move was cool or your voice is amazing. Speaking of which, what's that hiphop song singing "flyyyyyyyy" on refrain? Having an LSS but not really a hiphop fan.
Sa jeep
Pasahero: Mama bayad, dyan lang.
Driver: Ilan to?
Driver: Ilan to?
Driver: Ilan to?
Pasahero: (Naasar) Ilan ba kasya sa sampu?
Jelena Dokic/Jankovic (pronouced yelena), Jana Novotna (yana), Jena Malone. Always love the sound of these names.
How to kill a chicken
Taken the title from some random internet person. Here what i got: Better if you have someone holding down the chicken's legs. Pull the feathers at the neck part. Slit the throat and let the blood drip into a dish. Chicken struggles but is already weakened. Will be dead shortly. Immerse in boiling water for easy plucking of feathers.
The Race Equation
Brown + Yellow = Yellow
Brown + White = White
Brown + Black = Black
Yellow + White = White
Yellow + Black = Black
White + Black = Black
Just messing around. :)
Sex Analyzer
There's this portable device that I imagined, needle pricks into thumb to get blood sample. Device analyzes how many times you had sex, how many partners you had, tests for stds. Told this to couple of friends before, they just laughed. Horniness aside really.
Dancing and singing
This has been mentioned a lot in the Bible, but does that really mean that it has to be a praise song with God in the lyrics? As we have applied before, God is knowledge and in this case, the arts. I think it just means you can discern and appreciate dancing and singing done with good taste. Like that move was cool or your voice is amazing. Speaking of which, what's that hiphop song singing "flyyyyyyyy" on refrain? Having an LSS but not really a hiphop fan.
Sa jeep
Pasahero: Mama bayad, dyan lang.
Driver: Ilan to?
Driver: Ilan to?
Driver: Ilan to?
Pasahero: (Naasar) Ilan ba kasya sa sampu?
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